Thursday, April 5, 2012

European Directive 17/B/637/42c 5 Year Plan for the Writing and ...

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    The 2012 directive from Brussels for easier writing and speaking of English for the 27 members. For the first part the 's' will replace the soft 'c', so that will sertainly be the first improvement, and the hard 'c' will be replaced with a 'k', as in Kalifornia.
    The 'ph' will replace the 'f ' as foto is spelt in the USA. Next will be the removal of double letters which will make it easier for speling, and the silent 'e', which serves no useful purpos, so that will be removed. The next step will be removing the 'th' with 'z' and the 'w' with 'v'.

    So, during ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be droped from vords kontaining 'ou' and after zis fifz yer ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza, and ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

    Und after zis fifz yer everyvon will be speking English like zey all vunted to in ze forst plas


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    The 2012 directive from Brussels for easier writing and speaking of English for the 27 members. For the first part the 's' will replace the soft 'c', so that will sertainly be the first improvement, and the hard 'c' will be replaced with a 'k', as in Kalifornia.
    The 'ph' will replace the 'f ' as foto is spelt in the USA. Next will be the removal of double letters which will make it easier for speling, and the silent 'e', which serves no useful purpos, so that will be removed. The next step will be removing the 'th' with 'z' and the 'w' with 'v'.

    So, during ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be droped from vords kontaining 'ou' and after zis fifz yer ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza, and ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

    Und after zis fifz yer everyvon will be speking English like zey all vunted to in ze forst plas


    OH NO! QRZ doesn't have a translate function.

    73,

    Ed


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    73,
    Sue
    A
    F6LJ

    When it's time, it's time,
    And it may be sooner than you think.


    The Answer to 1984
    is
    1776


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    Max Schulman wants his joke back. See his guided tour of campus humor.

    You pays your money and takes your chances: The contents of this posting are personal opinions. Persons trying to find motive, plot, logic, truth or beauty will be punshed severely under law.


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    What's pathetic is the EU has made so many *BLEEP*ed up decisions that this is actually believable!

    "I have the best gag writers in the business - politicians."
    Michael Ramirez (Political cartoonist)



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    I first came across this in a piece written before the war - in fact this is a shortened version designed to get the comic punch-line. All that I can remember of the earlier version that adds to yours is that soft G is replaced with J and the letter X vanishes. Quite sensible, really, to go over to phonetic spelling, but it will never happen!

    73

    Brian G8ADD

    "Only in silence the word, only in dark the light, only in dying life: bright the hawk's flight on the empty sky."


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    Just sounds like "eubonics" as spoken in some minority areas of this country!

    Glen, K9STH



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    Brian ... you mentioned you came across this before the war. Which war would this be ? Libya,Israeli, Lebanon, Iraq 1, Iraq 2, Sierra Leone, The Falklands, Afghanistan, Suez Canal, Korea, Malaya, Kenya Mau Mau, Cyprus with Archbisop Makarios, ah! the memories, Yemen or just WW2 ?

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